1. PUBLISHING TODAY (GOODBYE FREE SPEECH!)
....(An impassioned rant against the abyss called the publishing industry)
2. THERESA PARK IS THE GREATEST LITERARY AGENT EVER!
....(A Swiftian broadside at my nemesis Nicholas Sparks!)
3. nTELLAkee
....(My alternative writer's group)
4. INCEPTION SUCKS!
....(re: the recent horrible movie)