FUCK IT! IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!!!

Today's art scene is FUCKED! If you wanna know what's REALLY happening check out the listings under "EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT KRONOS BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK!" (especially "ART GALLERY 101")... (over there, to your right, muthafucka!---->)

GOES GREAT WITH THE SOFA!

Check out highlights below from our recent exhibit of amazing oil and mixed media paintings from this artist who is so famous that I can't even say his name without having to pay him $10,000, so I will let his work speak for itself...


"Untitled #1" 164" x 164" oil on canvas



"Untitled #2" 184" x 98" oil, mixed media on canvas



"Untitled #3" 212" x 152" oil, watercolor, bird's feathers, lint on canvas


"Untitled #4" 417" x 361" oil, acrylic, watercolor, vomit, boiled ham on canvas



"Untitled #5" 188"x 127" acrylic, macadam, barnacles, Nutella on canvas



"Untitled #6" 504 x 504" crayon, pencil sharpenings, used Kleenex, toenails on canvas



"Untitled #7" 1253" x 1253" radioactive elements, moss, amoeba, dental floss on canvas


--all work copyright 2009
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